My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Halloween costumes at the hospital
A planet with no evil
Dog did it
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Stockings and tail
Evil Christmas rabbit
Mom, I'm pregnant
Real life sniper
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Moses, the early years
Little turtle