After changing to fit into society
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
I'm fat
Friendzone level: infinite
Safety in the car 2
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
Me playing Halo
Look twice
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
The worst thing after waking up
My goal for 2014