Halloween is the safest day to kill a person
WTF, Napoleon, you also have killed dozens of people, but not considered a monster? I have an awesome hat.
Alright gentlemen, we need a new tactic to make this product sell more
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Dude says he gets 10 times the girls I will ever get
I kept telling you: You are the only thing I have in this world
Happy birthday to me
Rapunzel in a Slipknot T-shirt
Mythbuster's Jamie Hyneman
Lion King, nailed it
Wheeled alarm clock
You are adopted
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