Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Thongs
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Evil raccoon
Accident in the mall. I quit.
Caught in a web of fashion
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Photobombing in the pool
Love letters
Don't lick the chocolate frogs