The three words every woman wants to hear
Go to work, you lazy f**k
Sirius Black is serious
I'm a hoarder
Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t!
Happy Valentine's Day
Afraid to be seen while taking a bath. Cartoon logic.
Wikipedia - I know everything! Google - I have everything! Internet - Without me you all are nothing! Electricity - Keep talking, b*tches.
Honest Iron Man interface
Angry cat in the box
Nature's Skittles
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