The Shining dog
I want to get invited to parties
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Sexy car
You are dressed as the police car
After death
Couch fixed
Pranksters on the road.
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Crazy T-shirt design