Monopoly is an old game because there is luxury tax and rich people can go to jail
Orange bike
Why are you so fat?
US Government, you had one f**king job
Stupidity is not a disability
I prefer not to think before speaking
Can I have an autograph? Justin Bieber and Death note
I saw you typing
How facebook likes help Africans who need water.
Sms whales
Longterm relationship barbie
Cool water slides. Hold my beer, bro.