Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Buy a pocket of air and get some chips free
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
The Shining dog
Couch fixed
Cat Norris
I want to get invited to parties
Leaf, i save you
What kind of houses selling this realtor?)
Stop wasting my blue tape
Sexy legs