The teacher's dream tool
Stupid tampon
We got no water in the pool
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Middle Earth dress
Hypnotizing
Grumpy cat and Brad Pitt
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Yep, it's a p*ssy
I don't always talk to girls I like, but when I do I... I... Um...
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend