Drunk Halloween pumpkins
It's called cash
Since when did Halloween become National Dress Like A Hooker Day?
You came to the wrong neighborhood motherf**ker. Mobile phones.
Doge in space
Donald Trump's hair
Babe, I'm on my period
Friendzone all the girls
Dammit Ms. Frizzle
Kill it before it lays eggs
A fat time
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