Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
Get up? Why?
I'm sick, tell me a story
Christmas trick with a truck.
If you touch my money I will cut you.
Save the freaking frogs
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.
For seal
I had a throne and a sword, now I have a bus seat and umbrella.
Moo
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