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I think I've lost my phone again
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I came in like a pokeball
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P*ssy! Chicken!
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Walked out of the gas station and did a double take. Walter? Jesse?
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Ped*bear toy
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The wondrous poetry of nature
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Crystal meth
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Cock-a-doodle-doo motherf**ker
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High cat
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She asked me to take her for a ride
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Playing in leaves
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After 2 days pf attempting to fix our GTA 5 servers