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Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
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Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
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My ex-wife had a better lawyer
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Meme bed sheet
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Beer in a bag
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Miley Cyrus and giraffes
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All the single ladies
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I remember all the lyrics to every song from the 90's
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Oh, Megan, where are your forms?
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Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer
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Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
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A good wife