iPhone has no flash player
The closer you get, the slower I'll go
I'm playing that game
Don't make me get my belt
Me, friend, McDonald's
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
Eat him
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.