Me walking into school on Monday
"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
This is business
September is like the monday of the year
Pikasaw
Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
Forever alone bed
65 WAT
Converting oxygen
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?