When teacher asks you to write on a board
Grammar nazis everywhere
iPhone sms: My love
I almost thought I wasn't pretty anymore
Rock'N'Roll vs. Spiderman, know the difference
Wrong button
Seal and penguin
Mmm, feels good man. Happy cow.
This is why we can't have nice things
Welcome to my birthday party
Go home, icicle, you're drunk
Krang in a pumpkin