My phone!!!
The happier we get, the less we see. - Asians.
Rubber duckies
Johnny Bravo The Stoner
Pikachu, I choose you
Young, adult, old - time, money, energy
I like your shirt
When I was a kid I thought I wanted to grow up
Extreme risk of Boogeyman attack
Wanna know how to confuse a gay person? Oh you dog.
Waiting for the perfect woman
Honey, I'm home!