I don't own a cat
Nothing says hardcore like moshing at a Wiggles's concert
Mona
The force is strong with this motherf**ker
Creative eggs
Tomorrow cold as a room full of ex wives
If you refuse to wear condoms, you are gonna have a dad time
AM vs. PM
Nice try, laundry, I'm still going to nap
Dog in the ice pool
Just in case
When you realize that you don't have a cat