I got a phone
Democracy incoming
Floral underwear
Parenting
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
This planet is a reality TV show
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
Meanwhile in subway
Duckface
Why so Sirius?
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Has most advanced suit