My slipper
I just can't live in this world anymore
The bird outside the window. Perfect timing.
Wat fish
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
KFC lampshade
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Epic facepalm
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Star Wars Episode 1
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.