Don't do it
I wish I could sleep
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
SWAG
I choose you
USA football team.
I don't always use psychedelics
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
New rubik's cube
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Johnny and Marissa