Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
How to tie a tie
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
I'm ready for the weekend
So long, dog
Jack Daniel's Girl
A bar called Gym
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes