I don't always use psychedelics
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Johnny and Marissa
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
USA football team.
New rubik's cube
Was I that drunk?
I choose you
Don't do it
Half Life 2 confirmed