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First date
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Respect is earned, not given
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Fascinating
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Snailed it
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Moai Statues, Easter Island, Chile
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We had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies
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A giant fire on the mountain near my house. Apparently I live in Mordor.
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Hey guys, wanna buy some magic?
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Who the f**k is Alice?
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Meme pumpkin
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Because f@#k you, that's why
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Baby, are you jealous?