Wanna see a magic trick?
I only got out of bed today because I had to pee
Happy butter
Swiggity swooty I'm coming for that booty, fat cat jumping.
I have no idea what i'm doing
Waiting for the perfect man
How I see my classmates
Now that the government is shut down I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence
Amazing art work by Matthew W. Cornell
Not so fast, buddy
Your diaper is full
Vanishing artist