Sleeping
Feel my leg I just shaved
Facepalm cat
Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
No.
Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
Snoopy made it look easy
Being a Grammar Nazi
My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
Pizza friendship necklace