Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
A good day to stay inside
Sloth Kong
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
USA should invade the USA
I miss you
F**k off pumpkin
Kid with a rod
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
Looking for movies
Cat sitting on his butt