"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
September is like the monday of the year
Pikasaw
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt
This is business
Converting oxygen
65 WAT
Forever alone bed
Me walking into school on Monday