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Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
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Breaking Bad
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Doge broccoli.
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Curiousity and the cat
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Perfect boys only exist in books
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Strawberry
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Real-time weather reports
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Kangaroos get more girls than you.
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Ninja doges
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Who played Jumanji?
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Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
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We don't have time to explain... Get in the car