Mom, I'm pregnant
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Dog did it
Stockings and tail
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Real life sniper
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Little turtle
Evil Christmas rabbit
Moses, the early years
A planet with no evil