Sexy car
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
After death
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
You are dressed as the police car
The Shining dog
Pranksters on the road.
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Kevin, what happened to you? I found dad's heroin stash.
Surprise car
Crazy T-shirt design
Double date? I'll take my best friend