I'm ready for the weekend
Jack Daniel's Girl
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
How to tie a tie
A bar called Gym
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
So long, dog