Pointing is rude
Most common lies
Life is all about ass
Hows your diet doing?
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Sniff sniff bite bite
Squidward swag
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Cars drive drunk
Nokia, connocting poopie
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9