For seal
Staring kid
Changed contacts
My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.
Moo
Me during the World Cup.
Save the freaking frogs
Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
I should start studying
If you touch my money I will cut you.
Miley Cyrus wrecking ball, a pug and a Barbie