That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I don't always use psychedelics
Don't do it
Was I that drunk?
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
I choose you
Roses are gray
New rubik's cube
USA football team.
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Half Life 2 confirmed