Teddy bears
Your dad just won the internet
White people...
Put the eldery in prison
Garage door cover
Suddenly, a tomato
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Buy a boat/jet
Stormtrooper PC
Inspiration
A gun in a movie
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".