Real ninja turtles
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Weapon nail
Motorbike in the bath
Brunettes
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
My cooking is fabulous
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Socially amazing penguin's entry
Where's Obama's clock?