Got a new shower curtain
Hug?
Ponies are for p*ssies
Meanwhile in Mordor
Guess which brother is adopted
Not sure if actual download button or sketchy virus downloader
US Government shutdown. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Hey Derp, do you want to hold my baby?
Elections, illusion of choice.
Keep telling yourself that
How to catch a fish in Ireland
I recycle men T-shirt