Everybody has a plan
Books
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Motorbike in the bath
Kids nowadays
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Surprise
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Bilbo Baggins
Inmate and policeman costumes