Realize the truth
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Ask me if I'm a tree
Extinguisher on fire
Buy 3 for the price of 3!
Scrillex confused
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
I got a pet wussy
Swag
Smart guy and umbrella