Barack Obama plays GTA
Tanning level: leather couch
People on the internet and in real life
These diving watches by Festina Profundo are packaged and sold in clear bags filled with distilled water
It won't happen again
I steal from the riches
They are kidnapping me! I'll save you!
Look the statistics! One of every four guys is gay!
Lightsaber penknife.
Staring contest
Dog driver
Haters gonna hate