Why the hell are you drawing extra lines all over your boots? They help me run faster. That's ridiculous.
Can't you knock?
When life gives you lemons
Have you seen this dog?
You scared me
Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you b**tard.
A smoking cat
B*tch high as f**k, seeing rabbits and sh*t
Action movie shooting precision
You look fine
Angry bird
Not sure if neighbors are vacuuming or listening to dub step