Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Most common lies
Hows your diet doing?
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Toilight, breaking wind
Nokia, connocting poopie
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Pointing is rude
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Cars drive drunk
Squidward swag
Sniff sniff bite bite