Middle Earth dress
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Stupid tampon
Stalin in a Mario outfit
Yep, it's a p*ssy
We got no water in the pool
Hypnotizing
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
I'm ready for the weekend
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes