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I choose you
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Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
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That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
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Johnny and Marissa
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If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
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SWAG
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I wish I could sleep
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Don't do it
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I don't always use psychedelics
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My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
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New rubik's cube
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USA football team.