After death
I want to get invited to parties
The Shining dog
Couch fixed
Crazy T-shirt design
Sexy car
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
You are dressed as the police car
Pranksters on the road.
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day