Green elephants
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
Eat a Snickers
Sad cookie
Mr. Bean troll
Damn you mirror! That's not what I look like in my head!
Can't hold up much longer
Homer clock
Immortal cheerleaders
What am I getting for Christmas? Fat. I'm getting fat.
Fish photobombs
Hairs on fire. Maximum panic in 3...2...