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Doge broccoli.
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Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
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Perfect boys only exist in books
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
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Curiousity and the cat
Who played Jumanji?