What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Jack Daniel's Girl
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
So long, dog
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend
Stalin in a Mario outfit
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
A bar called Gym