Run like you stole something
Cosplay
Dad, have you seen my Lion King DVD? Dad meme.
Spongebob is on
That's where the c**ppy ideas come from
Victory
Surprise car
When you tell a joke that is not funny
I hate drawing legs.
Girls like ducks
Kevin, what happened to you? I found dad's heroin stash.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog