Bilbo Baggins
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Where's Obama's clock?
Real ninja turtles
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Everybody has a plan
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Books
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
My cooking is fabulous
Motorbike in the bath