Don't put your phone near the bed
Lindsay Lohan, what is it on your leg?
My Friends vs. Me
I am the hero that Gotham deserves
Flood? What flood?
Happy sheese grater
Stove fail
Hey bro, it's me, Carl, open the door
Charlie Sheen is younger than Brad Pitt
When I was a kid I pulled the fire alarm
KFC, we finally found him
Haters gonna hate. Tough guy.