My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
New rubik's cube
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
Troll cat
I wish I could sleep
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you
I choose you
USA football team.
SWAG
Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
Johnny and Marissa
Don't do it